I have been blogging pretty regularly for the past 7 or 8 years. Lately I haven’t been blogging as much mainly because I have been doing the Photo of the Day everyday and I don’t want to overwhelm you, but I miss the Old School Blogs.
So I thought it would be fun if on My Lime Green Blog this week’s _____ of the Week was…
Old School Blog of the Week
For those of you who don’t know what my Old School Blogs were like, here are a couple of samples from my old MySpace Blog:
So my couch has an imDb.com page and I don’t. Awesome.
Hitler ruined the “Charlie Chaplin” moustache for A LOT of people.
Makes Me Want To Dye My Chest Hair Gray
Okay, enough of that, if you want to read more feel free to go HERE and explore till your heart is content.
Now, for this week’s _____ of the Week!!!
Old School Blog of the Week
I am down to only one roll of toilet paper between both of my bathrooms. This is either okay or a really big deal depending on which bathroom I am in and depending on which bathroom the toilet paper is in.
If we are both in the same bathroom: okay.
If we are in separate bathrooms: really big deal.
I hope to one day marry a woman who remembers to buy toilet paper. That’s not the number one quality I am looking for in a mate, but it’s pretty high up there.
Have you heard The Breakfast Song?
You probably haven’t. But you probably should. My good friend, Matt Rector posted it on his blog today, you should watch it.
Click on Matt Rector’s face to see it…
Some say this video reminds them of The Montgomery Flea Market song… “The Mini Mall Rap” video.
They should definitely be friends. Definitely.
I bet Stevie Wonder would be better than most people at that old game show “This Is Your Life”.
Game Show Host: Do you recognize this voice, Stevie?
Voice From Behind Curtain: Hey Stevie, do you remember that—
Stevie Wonder: Yes, that is Tom, we went to high school together.
I am going to start an imDb.com page for all those Amish dudes on that electric fireplace infomercial. I know they will never see it, but they deserve it.
Plus, it will be really ironic.
I’m Just Saying…
Have you seen those new Volkswagen commercials where the old beetle bug is talking to the people? “He” is the new spokesperson for the company.
In case you haven’t seen it, watch this:
March Madness BONUS for sports fans, click here for the Bobby Knight Commercial: HERE
So now that you have seen it, we can talk about it.
I think it is great and clever and all but it seems like the same guys who thought it would be a great idea to throw back to the vintage bug as the face of the company would also realize that in old VW bugs the engine is in the back and the trunk is in the front so the “face” would be in the back.
Not a big deal I guess, but it just doesn’t seem to me to be the best idea to have the appearance that the “face” of your company, the official spokesperson, is talking out of his butt.
I’m Just Saying…
Tomorrow is Mrs Grace’s birthday. She is going to be 88. This morning I called her to tell her happy birthday. Since her birthday isn’t until tomorrow, I sang “Happy Birthday Eve To YOU!” instead of happy birthday.
After I sang, which consisted of me flinging and flailing my arms even though she couldn’t see me, she said, “My birthday is today.”
I said, “Today? I thought it was tomorrow.”
She said, “Isn’t today the 14th?”
I said, “No, today is the 13th.”
“Oh yeah,” she said, “I think I read that in the paper this morning.”
I have three things in my freezer and two of those things are fish sticks.
Today is the second Friday the 13th in a row. I don’t really care for scary movies, but I think they should have had another Jason movie come out today. They had one come out last month which seemed weird because it was Valentine’s Day weekend.
“I love you, baby.”
“I love you, too…. let’s go see a horror movie.”
It doesn’t make sense.
They could have waited a month and done one of those “Jason versus…” movies. With it being a few days before St Patrick’s Day they could do Friday the 13th: Jason versus Leprachaun.
It would be cool for anyone who likes St Patrick’s Day, anyone who likes horror movies, or anyone who likes movie series that should have ended 11 movies ago.
I bought “Thank You” cards today and it again made me seriously consider inventing “You’re Welcome” cards.
I just think that thankers shouldn’t have all the responsibility. It’s time the you’re welcomers accept their responsibility. I just think it’d be fun if by the time my kids are grown it is common courtesy to send a “You’re Welcome” card to someone who sends then a “Thank You” card.
It could start an endless cycle, and that is funny to me.
Coming Soon…
“Honorable Mention Photos of the Day”
A WHOLE blog entry devoted to the “almost” Photos of the Day photos from the last couple of weeks.
Including several of BILL MACK.
Who tailgated at a funeral today, by the way.
